R.I.P., George Carlin, 1937-2008

Saturday Night Live's first-ever host, George Carlin, has died earlier this week of heart failure. He will be missed.

Mike Myers' Biggest Mistake to Date

What the hell was Mike Myers thinking when he starred in this petty excuse for a movie, The Love Guru? If you ask me, this happens to be a poor attempt to mask the fact that he's divorcing his wife of 15 years, Robin Ruzan. What's worse is that this “film” is making Hindi-Americans look bad, and my friend happens to be one of them, by having Myers' character become a guru so that he can save a douchebag hockey player's marriage, played by Justin Timberlake. Wardrobe malfunction, my ass!!

Normally, I'd expect a clunker of a movie to have Eddie Murphy as a star (I.e., Pluto Nash, Norbit), but this really takes the cake.

Shame on you, Mike Myers! Shame on you!